This is So Lemons

fartgallery:

they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry

agentswashington replied to your post:And thus, after nearly three years on Tumblr, I…

don’t share ur full name u poo

Well shit. Did that on impulse. 

petitpotato:

Every now and then I need to remind myself of this. We all can be that other person.

He was kind of a nerd before he became Spider-Man, but he was a smart nerd.” - Stan Lee on Peter Parker

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

fuckyesdeadpool:

lowkey-demigod:

It wasn’t until I got a tumblr that I realized how important spideypool was…

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spookytectives:

steal his look: robin thicke

13 gallon glad odorshield tall kitchen drawstring trash bags: $20.00

brittany-32194:

since1938:

bigbardafree:

   #cant deal with these fake geek boys and their slutty costumes  

#ugh they’re just doing it to get attention

well they’ve got mine
porkrub:

Someone should just cut it off and run

porkrub:

Someone should just cut it off and run

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor